Time for a quick rant. (I've been reading a bit of "Best of Craigslist" over the last few days, and it's rubbed off a bit).

Ok, here it is..

The next person I see who's said "wif" is going to get stabbed in the eye with a fork.

There is no such word, at least not in the English language. I don't even think that's an abbreviation acceptable for SMS use.

It annoys me even more than "aks", but all of that bastardisation of the English language is just completely unacceptable.

Learn to be literate people, it's really not that hard.

Hmm. I just noticed that it's the 5th. I can get my license back in a month.